Sheep Informers

I've found some Americans and have found civilization, I am enjoying this new area. I believe I am in a town called Las Cruces in a state in The United States called NEW Mexico... wild, I know. I got this info from some very helpful sheep. I promised I would come back and break them out as soon as I find my way back home.

Love,

Buck

I AM ALIVE AND FREE

This is Buck. After I escaped my captors I was able to recover this computer (They were doing things two chicks don't do in Omaha! I liked it, but saw it was my opportunity to escape). I assume this is how they have been communicating with you. I am not sure of my location, this is not Omaha! I will keep communication with you through the internet until I am able to contact you otherwise. I believe I must be in the Middle East or Africa because I'm in a vast desert wasteland. There are no green pastures here... or the ones I found are guarded by men with clubs and little white balls. Todd and Diana I will see you soon, I hope. Please tell Doe I love her and I am not harmed. Jebus bless the United States of America.

Buck

24 HOURS

Proof of Life

Dear Diana and Todd,

I am being taken care of with three meals a day. I am starting to fear for my life, though. They are serious about what they want and will start showing their seriousness by damaging my body. Please hurry and bring me home. Tell my dear wife, Doe, I miss her so very much. It’s her love that is keeping me going.

Love,

Buck

PROPAGANDA

Demands:

• Diana must make and post (on www.youtube.com) a "How to Shake Your Ass In a Dance-Off" video.

• A paternity test must be taken by Maggie and Todd to find out if they are brother and sister.

• All the tata's must be saved.

• 1 billion, gagillion, fafillion, shabolubalu million illion yillion...yen

• A seedless watermelon

• 1 California king size water bed.

• Two tickets to the World Cup with an itinerary done by Diana.

• The immediate release of the following people:

-The 10 crewmembers of the Victoria


-The 24 crewmembers of the Ariana


-The 23 crewmembers of the MV Irene


-The 13 crewmembers of the Shugaa-al-Mahdi
-2 aid workers kidnapped in Darfur


-12 landmine removers kidnapped in Afghanistan


-The staff of the British Embassy in Iran
-The estimated 700 remaining hostages in Columbia
-Laura Ling and Euna Lee, sentenced to 12 years hard labor in N. Korea


-Laura Archer, Raphael Meonier, and Mauro D’ascanio, kidnapped in Sudan


-4 crewmembers of a ship hijacked in Nigeria


-Werner Burco-Greiner, kidnapped in Niger


-Eugenio Vagni, kidnapped in the Philippines

We have your deer and we are not fucking around.

Check back in the next 24 hours for updates.

We will state our demands. Know that we have

constant supervision of both of your whereabouts

and will take lethal action if you try to contact the

authorities. We are on the base too. Don't try to inform

military operations, we have infiltrated to the highest

levels of the government.