BUCK IS BACK

I'm home!

Love,

Buck

REVENGE

Dear Todd and Diana,

So I got a little distracted at that Eros place (I thought my captors did some freaky shit... all I have to say is humans are FUCKING SICK AND DIRTY). I did have time to collect some "special gifts" for the bitches... I mean "terrorists". I think when I get home Todd and I can rig these babies up to KICK SOME ASS! Revenge shall be ours!

Love,

Buck

Eros Video

Todd and Diana,

This is the most amazing place ever. I'm staying here for a few days.

Love,

Buck

Hunted Instead of Hunting

Dear Diana and Todd,

So I was told if I wanted to see a lot of Tatas I could go to this place called Eros. But before I got there I saw another deer! I was pumped. But, he was very quiet and had an open sign on his side. As I was taking a picture with him, a man came out of the building with bows and arrows. I realized the other deer was a decoy so I hauled my ass away from there like Doe at our first wedding... and found a safer place to hang out. I've realized I have to watch my back because humans don't only use guns and weapons on each other... they use it on animals. Shame, shame. Tell Doe I love her.

Love,

Buck

On the Hot Trail

Dear Todd and Diana,

Just wanted to let you know I found out where Todd is working. But got scared to try to proceed by foot because of the warning signs. I'm getting close.

Love,

Buck

Locals and Their Swimmin' Hole (Tell Doe it is platonic...)

Dear Dodd and Tiana,

So I have found how these "yocals" keep cool... Um, these other pictures I didn't mean to post but I don't know how to take them off. Please, if you can, just let Doe know this is the only way I could get in the pool... I don't like human boobies or "Tatas", I like her 6 pack of nipples on my muzzle.

Love You,

Buck

Getting To Know the Locals

Diana and Todd,

So I tried to call you guys Saturday night. No answer. Then I tried to call you last night... No answer. I guess I'll keep trying. I met some locals, they were very nice I bartered with them for some smokes the damn terrorist got me addicted, they forced me to smoke them so their friend would stop. I am doing well and met some natives, they are so kind here! I am currently staying with Chief Hallow Brass and will be on the road to you guys soon.

Love,

Buck