Demands:

• Diana must make and post (on www.youtube.com) a "How to Shake Your Ass In a Dance-Off" video.

• A paternity test must be taken by Maggie and Todd to find out if they are brother and sister.

• All the tata's must be saved.

• 1 billion, gagillion, fafillion, shabolubalu million illion yillion...yen

• A seedless watermelon

• 1 California king size water bed.

• Two tickets to the World Cup with an itinerary done by Diana.

• The immediate release of the following people:

-The 10 crewmembers of the Victoria


-The 24 crewmembers of the Ariana


-The 23 crewmembers of the MV Irene


-The 13 crewmembers of the Shugaa-al-Mahdi
-2 aid workers kidnapped in Darfur


-12 landmine removers kidnapped in Afghanistan


-The staff of the British Embassy in Iran
-The estimated 700 remaining hostages in Columbia
-Laura Ling and Euna Lee, sentenced to 12 years hard labor in N. Korea


-Laura Archer, Raphael Meonier, and Mauro D’ascanio, kidnapped in Sudan


-4 crewmembers of a ship hijacked in Nigeria


-Werner Burco-Greiner, kidnapped in Niger


-Eugenio Vagni, kidnapped in the Philippines